Charity

Due to my current health status, I've been burping considerably. I'm considering going to a hospital to donate burps for burp transfusions for needy businessmen visiting Africa that are required to engage in business meals.

My ninja

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Momento Zen, Quote

"It is not important what other people say about us, it is only important what we know about ourselves."

Chats: Oh, the irony.

22:53:11 zé: és mais cusco que eu!
22:53:12 zé: lol
22:53:20 João: não, não sou! chiba-te!

Independence Day

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